This Is Sad

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This is sad

Happy New Year

Happy 2008 for most of the world but using the:
Chinese calendar it's 4704
Hebrew calendar it's 5768
Persian calendar it's 1386
Muslim calendar it's 1429
Armenian calendar it's 1457
Indian National calendar it's 1929
Ethiopian calendar it's 2000

Happy New Year 2008

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kick Assssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If You Hate Canada.................Fuck You

1. You can't get rid of us.
2. Nobody has ever had the balls to attack us and neither do you.
3. We will always have a better healthcare system than you.
4. Make all the jokes about our military you want, this won't bother us because:

• You never went to war.
• Our army fights so little yet gets excellent results in combat.
• You'd never have the guts to say shit to a Canadian soldier OFF duty.

Women Marry for Money

By:Dan Schulman

Your earning power may determine whether or not she'll say "yes."

When a survey popped this question: "Will you marry?" to 700 women living with their boyfriends, one out of four responded, "I won't." And it seems a man's earning power may affect a woman's decision to wed.
Sociologists Pamela Smock, of the University of Michigan, and Wendy Manning, of Bowling Green State University, found that socioeconomic status is a key factor in a cohabitating woman's expectation of marriage. An analysis of a survey of family growth reveals that women living with men of lesser economic means and lower levels of education were less likely to anticipate marrying their current partner.
Smock explained that while the expectation of marriage is almost 80 percent for white and Hispanic women with high levels of education and income who live with men of equally high socioeconomic standing, this probability falls to 50 percent when women of this same status are paired with men of low socioeconomic means. Among African-American women in this same stratum, this probability drops from 70 percent to 42 percent.
Their study finds that experience is also linked to a waning expectation of marriage. Smock and Manning note that a woman who has been married prior to a live-in relationship shows 59 percent lower odds of expecting to wed her current partner; a woman who has cohabitated before is 49 percent less likely to anticipate a walk down the aisle.
The findings come as the number of opposite-sex cohabitating couples continues to climb from 1 million in the late '70s to 4.7 million in this decade. Smock attributes this in part to a growing acceptance of premarital sex.

Special Thanks to psychologytoday.com

Quotes part 2

If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
Jonathan Swift

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Margaret Thatcher

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Margaret Thatcher

You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Margaret Thatcher

I don't mind how much my Ministers talk, so long as they do what I say.
Margaret Thatcher

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
Margaret Thatcher

The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra

I really didn't say everything I said.
Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

Never answer an anonymous letter.
Yogi Berra

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.
Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes.
On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh
Yogi Berra

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Al Capone

No Woman Is Fat!

However the fuck says women are fat are fucking insane. No woman is fat. Women are never "fat". Women are "curvy". And by the way curvy women can still be sexy. It's all a state of mind. If you think you're sexy you will be. And recent of study of Twelve women and 12 men took part in a trial to assess the attractiveness of people in photographs, on a scale of 1 to 7. Some participants saw the entire person, some saw faces on their own, and some just bodies. Marianne Peters from the University of Western Australia in Crawley and colleagues assessed the face-only and body-only ratings to see how well they predicted the "entire person" ratings.
They found that faces account for more of the variation among ratings than do bodies; in other words, faces are more important. For women rating men, 52 per cent of the attractiveness score was made up by the face rating, while for bodies it was 24 per cent. The trend was similar when men rated women, with 47 per cent of a woman's overall attractiveness accounted for by her face, and 32 per cent by her body. Peters says that women focus especially on the face because they are better at picking up emotional cues which are key to partner suitability.
Which means that less than a third of men care about what your body looks like.