Quotes part 2

If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
Jonathan Swift

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Margaret Thatcher

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Margaret Thatcher

You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Margaret Thatcher

I don't mind how much my Ministers talk, so long as they do what I say.
Margaret Thatcher

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
Margaret Thatcher

The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra

I really didn't say everything I said.
Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

Never answer an anonymous letter.
Yogi Berra

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.
Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes.
On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh
Yogi Berra

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Al Capone