Saturday, March 22, 2008

A Few Tricks of the Trade

College/University women/men here are a few of the tricks my mother told me about for college.
1. At the end if each year if you leave holes in the walls and you want your security deposit back, you don't need spackling. Depending on the colour of your walls you can use toothpaste or worse comes to worst children's coloured clay that you can get from the dollar store.
2. If you think a specific guy/girl drugged your beer swap yours with his/hers.
3. Choose your friends carefully. Don't pick any homicidal or suicidal.
4. Read the footnotes (professors love to make exam questions out of these)
5. Don't party too much.
6. And my last piece of advice is to just go with the flow.

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