George is sitting down to breakfast and asks Gracie to see if the morning paper is on the porch. She returns a moment later and cheerfully announces, "Yes, it's there
And here's another:
Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin turns and says to the other, "Boy, it's HOT in here!"
The other muffin looks back and says, "Ack! A talking muffin!"